Mod fisherman

Three guys were sitting in a boat, fishing. One of them looked at the Sun with awe, and sighed:

"The Sun is setting."

The second one looked to the horizon, and added:

"It has been a while since I witnessed such a beautiful sunset for the last time".

The third guy did not say a word. He just pushed the other two off the boat and into the water.

They popped up on the surface and, between spits of water, they asked him in dismay:

"Why did you do that?!?"

"The first one - for off-topic. The second, for flooding".

"Idiot! Are you nuts?!"

The "moderator" then grabbed an oar and smacked them on the head:

"For an insult - a ban!"