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The immaculate driver
It was late night. A road policeman stopped a car for a check. He looked at the driver - the driver had everything: the seat-belt was put, a hands-free phone device, everything was in order! The policeman smiled to the driver and said,
"Congratulations, Sir! You have just won 500 dollars from the Immaculate Driver program. So how do you think you are going to use the money?"
"Well, first of all I'll pass a driver's course", the driver said.
The woman sitting beside him added,
"Don't listen to him, officer. He always talks nonsense when he is drunk."
From the back seat a young boy shouted,
"Told you, people! Told you we wouldn't go very far with a stolen car!"
And a voice came from the boot,
"Hey? Did we pass the border already?!?"
"Congratulations, Sir! You have just won 500 dollars from the Immaculate Driver program. So how do you think you are going to use the money?"
"Well, first of all I'll pass a driver's course", the driver said.
The woman sitting beside him added,
"Don't listen to him, officer. He always talks nonsense when he is drunk."
From the back seat a young boy shouted,
"Told you, people! Told you we wouldn't go very far with a stolen car!"
And a voice came from the boot,
"Hey? Did we pass the border already?!?"