English breakfast - the protein bomb

Politics is extremely exhausting. It is an ugly thing that brings out people's darkest side. So here is something uncontroversial.

 Full English Breakfast

    * 2 cumberland sausages
    * 2 rashers of smoked bacon
    * 2 eggs
    * mushrooms
    * 1 tomatoe
    * tin of baked beans
    * 2 rounds of bread
    * black pudding
    * 2 hash browns
    * cooking oil
    * salt - to taste
    * brown sauce (look for HP brown sauce) - to taste

( How to do it )