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A 86 year old man went to his regular doctor check up. He entered the doctor's cabinet and instantly started bragging,
"Doc, you know what I did? I married a 18 year old girl. And I knocked her up! She is expecting a baby from me now. What will you say to that, doc? Eh?"
The doctor thought for a moment, and said,
"Okay...Let me tell you a story. I have a friend who is very fond of hunting. One day he was in a hurry in the morning and instead of taking his rifle he took his umbrella. He went in the woods and he met a huge bear. He bravely raised the umbrella, which he thought was a rifle, and he pressed the button. And you know what happened? The beast fell dead!"
"That's impossible!", the old man exclaimed. "The bear must have been shot by someone else!"
"Well, that's what I am talking about...", the doctor answered.
"Doc, you know what I did? I married a 18 year old girl. And I knocked her up! She is expecting a baby from me now. What will you say to that, doc? Eh?"
The doctor thought for a moment, and said,
"Okay...Let me tell you a story. I have a friend who is very fond of hunting. One day he was in a hurry in the morning and instead of taking his rifle he took his umbrella. He went in the woods and he met a huge bear. He bravely raised the umbrella, which he thought was a rifle, and he pressed the button. And you know what happened? The beast fell dead!"
"That's impossible!", the old man exclaimed. "The bear must have been shot by someone else!"
"Well, that's what I am talking about...", the doctor answered.
