Date: 2009-03-20 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abomvubuso.livejournal.com
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
"Pleased to eat you!"

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
"Let us prey."

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
"Dont go over the road till you see the zebra crossing."

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny!

On which day do lions eat people?
Chewsday!

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion!

What happens when a lion runs into an express train at the station?
Its the end of the lion!
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