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Mod fisherman
May. 3rd, 2009 01:19 amThree guys were sitting in a boat, fishing. One of them looked at the Sun with awe, and sighed:
"The Sun is setting."
The second one looked to the horizon, and added:
"It has been a while since I witnessed such a beautiful sunset for the last time".
The third guy did not say a word. He just pushed the other two off the boat and into the water.
They popped up on the surface and, between spits of water, they asked him in dismay:
"Why did you do that?!?"
"The first one - for off-topic. The second, for flooding".
"Idiot! Are you nuts?!"
The "moderator" then grabbed an oar and smacked them on the head:
"For an insult - a ban!"
"The Sun is setting."
The second one looked to the horizon, and added:
"It has been a while since I witnessed such a beautiful sunset for the last time".
The third guy did not say a word. He just pushed the other two off the boat and into the water.
They popped up on the surface and, between spits of water, they asked him in dismay:
"Why did you do that?!?"
"The first one - for off-topic. The second, for flooding".
"Idiot! Are you nuts?!"
The "moderator" then grabbed an oar and smacked them on the head:
"For an insult - a ban!"
