F1 in the bushfield
Mar. 20th, 2009 06:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
airiefairieMichael Schumacher and Rubens Barrichello once went on a safari in Africa. Schumi was looking for some game to shoot for a trophy. Suddenly, they saw a lion. The lion also saw them. He roared and ran to them. They started running and the lion was chasing them. Then Barrichello hid himself into the bush. After some time, he peeked through the bush and he saw the lion still chasing Schumi around a big tree. He was just about to catch him.
"Run, Michael, run! The lion is catching up on you!", he shouted.
"Nonsense!", Schumacher laughed. "I am leading him with two laps!"
=)))
"Heh heh heh heh heh....."
"Run, Michael, run! The lion is catching up on you!", he shouted.
"Nonsense!", Schumacher laughed. "I am leading him with two laps!"
=)))
"Heh heh heh heh heh....."
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Date: 2009-03-20 09:51 pm (UTC)"Pleased to eat you!"
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
"Let us prey."
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
"Dont go over the road till you see the zebra crossing."
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
On which day do lions eat people?
Chewsday!
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion!
What happens when a lion runs into an express train at the station?
Its the end of the lion!
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Date: 2009-03-21 12:38 am (UTC)This!
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